I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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