I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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