Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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