That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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