Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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