apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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