Nicole vs. Life
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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