i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I pour the whiskey from now on
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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