Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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