He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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