We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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