Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
