Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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