Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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