he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My vagina just clenched in fear
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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