Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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