I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I think I just sharted jello shots
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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