are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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