Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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