chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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