Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Buhtt sex?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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