I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
jump out the window naked night went bad
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