I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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