Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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