I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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