There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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