its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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