So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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