You really coming over, don't trick.
You're my little dorito
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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