youre lurking in front of me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Randomize
