We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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