No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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