yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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