were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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