drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy