Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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