I skipped work to stalk him.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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