On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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