great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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