I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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