who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
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fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You may now shotgun with the bride
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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