Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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