I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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