the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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