considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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