why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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