carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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