Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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