Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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