she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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