is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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