Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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