redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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