I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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